December 2009
61 posts
“Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.”
– Murphy’s Law
“It’s really hard to design products by focus groups. A lot of times, people...”
– Steve Jobs
“If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
– The Joker
“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do...”
– Mark Twain
“Amare et sapere vix deo conceditur.
(Even the gods find it difficult to love...”
“Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?”
– Abraham Lincoln
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“Jealousy is the tribute mediocrity pays to genius.”
– Fulton J. Sheen (via quote-book)
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“One kind word can warm three winter months.”
– Japanese proverb (via fuckyeahhappy)
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Bro Code, Article 8:
Birthday and Christmas presents for your guy friends are optional. Beer always makes a great gift.
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Bro Code, Reviews:
"This is the finest piece of literature ever written. Now will you give me my phone back, Barney?"--Theodore M.
"Stinson uses language like a scalpel, digging though
our deepest emotional tissue to expose the very core
of the human psyche."
--Mike Tyson
"Finally! A book worth reading!"
--God
"Stinson beat me to it."
--J.D. Salinger
"An entertaining beach read."
--Pope Benedict XVI
"Ewww."
--Robin S.
"Out of this world!"
--Alien (creature from another planet)
"This book makes me want to rethink my career."
--Mark (the dude who wrote the Gospel)
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Bro Code, Article 43:
A Bro should not wear crocs.
Bro Code, Article 92:
When a bro introduces fellow bros to their hot female friend, the introducer has the rights to the girl. The introduced bros can only attempt to get the girl if the introducer bro gives his consent.
“There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not...”
– Oscar Wilde
